• me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if is there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
• me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
• me during the day: how do I spell house?

bagelchips:

shoutout to the kid that whispers the answer to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention

(via yeah-evy)

catholicfather:

outsideisbad:

jewassicpark:

‘i’m a girl and i absolutely hate the color pink!’

I’m a guy and I hate boobs. A gurlz perzonaltie is whut im about.

dude what

(via yeah-evy)